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biebsaroundtown:

Bieber’s Beauty at Stake After Tragic Fish Tank Incident
By Julia Jones

In an attempt to prevent his album sales from tanking, Justin Bieber decided to submerge himself in a fish tank and perform black magic, reportedly using spells that were full of bad puns.  Angered by his disregard for the sanctity of tanks (or “tanktity”), the piranhas occupying the tank turned on the Biebs, leaving his face severely disfigured.  The Biebs was rescued by bodyguards in scuba gear, and rushed to a nearby plastic surgeon.  No word has been released on the pop star’s condition, but fans are hopeful that his face will be like new in time for the Video Music Awards this September.

vandyjuliana:

I’m so ready to watch Vandy kick Cincinnati’s ass tomorrow in the Liberty Bowl! 

phoenixfeather3:

I think after Melissa’s rant I will be re blogging anything that has to do with Canadia.

(Source: meme4u)

thedailywhat:

Facebook Ragefaces of the Day: One entrepreneurial Redditor recently came across the revelation that ragefaces can be employed in Facebook chat in lieu of boring old emoticons.

Redditor Soulholder explains:

These work by referencing the account’s ID. They’re actually Pages who’s display pictures are set to ragefaces.

See here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Face/129627277060203 = [[129627277060203]]

You can find yours by clicking on your profile, and then looking at the URL. The string or series of numbers after facebook.com/ will be yours. You can also get your friend’s ID’s by viewing their profile.

Alternatively, you can just use Zuckerberg’s face using [[4]].

For the lazy (and you know who you are!), below is an exhaustive list of ragefaces and their corresponding “magic number,” courtesy of Redditor RottingRyno: 

• Troll face: [[171108522930776]]

• ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]

• Not bad Obama:[[169919399735055]]

• Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]

• Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]

• Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]

• LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]

• NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]

• Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]

• Derp: [[224812970902314]]

• Derpina: [[192644604154319]]

• Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]

• Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]

• F*ck yeah : [[105387672833401]]

• Challange accepted: [[100002727365206]]

• Okay face: [[100002752520227]]

• Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]

• Poker face [[129627277060203]]

• Okay face [[224812970902314]]

• Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]

• Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]

• Lamp [[100001256102462]]

• No [[167359756658519]]

• MOG [[142670085793927]]

• Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]] [[125038607580286]]

• Forever alone christmas. [[100002727365206]]

[reddit.]

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)